Manbearpig

Al Gore: Why won't anybody listen to me?! ManBearPig is in there and we have to kill him while we all have the chance! I'm cereal!
Miner: Mr. Gore, please, we need you to calm down. Now, what exactly do you suggest we do?
Al Gore: I told you we need to fill the cave with hot molten lead, cause it's the only way to make sure ManBearPig never comes out! And I'm sane and I'm totally cereal, but everyone just keeps digging!
Miner: Well, see, the problen is that if we fill the caves with hot molten lead, it will kill those boys too.
Al Gore: They're already dead! Didn't you listen to me? They got attacked by a ManBearPig and ManBearPig leaves nobody alive! I'm super cereal! Nobody will listen to me but I'm cereal!

Proof that he exists!!

(original photo curtosy of the most righteously awesome mr. lanimilibus, check his sweet nature gallery @ [link] )